I hunt cryptids. My wife hunts my sanity. Welcome to the marital battlefield of the unexplained.
Lake monster
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May 24, 2026
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4 min read
Viral Ice Monster or Frozen Trash?
Bigfoot
May 22, 2026
The Sarcoptic Mange Illusion: Debunking the Slumped Cryptid of the South
Cryptid Couple
+2
May 19, 2026
Texas Hunter Captures Pale Monstrosity: Cryptid or Mangy Coyote?
May 14, 2026
POLICE BODYCAMS AND MPEG NOISE: DEBUNKING THE 10-FOOT CRYPTID
May 12, 2026
3 Reasons the Viral Argentine Monster is Pure CGI Garbage
May 11, 2026
3 min read
We Analyzed the Viral 2026 Sasquatch Video (And My Wife Was Brutal)
Kentucky Blue Mountains
May 9, 2026
Tactical Squats or Black Bear?
May 7, 2026
Bipedal Amphibians in Ohio
May 4, 2026
TACTICAL SASQUATCH BREACH: Did A Sniper Infiltrate A Hominid's Territory?
May 2, 2026
Brutal Forensic Breakdown of the 2012 Utah Attack
Apr 29, 2026
The Patterson-Gimlin Payday: Is Bigfoot's Biggest Heir Lying?
Apr 28, 2026
We Analyzed the 2000 Jim Mills Tape (And The Biomechanics Are Flawless)
Texas Dogman, Amarillo Zoo Wolfman, Amarillo Zoo UAO, Dogman Sightings, Texas Cryptids, Cryptozoology Forensic Analysis, Paranormal Scepticism, Hoax Identification, Pareidolia, Bipedal Wolf, Texas Legends, Investigative Journalism
Apr 27, 2026
A forensic breakdown of the UAO (Unidentified Amarillo Object).
Jersey Devil, Cryptids, Cryptozoology, Pine Barrens, New Jersey, Hoax, Paranormal, Urban Legends, The Cryptid Couple, Hoax or Cryptid, Debunking, Galloway NJ
Apr 25, 2026
The Pine Barrens' Greatest Hoax: Why My Wife and I Are Fighting Over This "Devil"
cryptids, cryptozoology, almasty, bigfoot, hoax-debunked, viral-video-analysis, cgi-breakdown, russian-cryptid, the-cryptid-couple, skeptics-vs-believers, biomechanics
Apr 24, 2026
How one completely unbothered good boy destroyed my hopes of proving the Russian Bigfoot is real—and once again proved my painfully analytical wife right.
Apr 21, 2026
Glowing Eyes & Stolen Apples: Deconstructing the 2000 Sarasota Swamp Ape
